{"id":3611,"date":"2014-02-07T14:55:21","date_gmt":"2014-02-07T19:55:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/?p=3611"},"modified":"2014-02-07T14:55:21","modified_gmt":"2014-02-07T19:55:21","slug":"alright-universe-you-win","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/2014\/02\/alright-universe-you-win\/","title":{"rendered":"Alright Universe, You Win"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>About once a week I head up to my Mom&#8217;s to help her with cleaning such as the vacuuming and mopping. She&#8217;s disabled and it&#8217;s hard for her and really wears her out. Since I work for myself I&#8217;ve got the time to help and I like going up and seeing her too.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday I went up for our planned cleaning day but when I got there she really wasn&#8217;t feeling well. She&#8217;s been having these bad headaches and the noise and volume of the vacuum already bothers her so I said I&#8217;d let her lay down and come up the next day (Friday) instead while she was at her doctor&#8217;s appointment. That way she could rest.<\/p>\n<p>So this afternoon, I leave to head up there. Stopped at the post office to drop off some outgoing packages. Get back in my car, start it&#8230;it stalls out. Start it&#8230;stalls. Start it&#8230;wants to stall so I&#8217;m revving it trying to get keep it from stalling so I can get it into gear.<\/p>\n<p>At this point, I&#8217;m worried. Mom&#8217;s house is 30 minute drive away and I&#8217;m only a few minutes from my house. I don&#8217;t want to get stuck so I drive back home and pull into my lot. I much rather test it again at home so if I get stuck, I&#8217;m stuck at home.<\/p>\n<p>I turn the car off, start it and&#8230;no problems. Turn it off, wait a few minutes, start it&#8230;no problems. Ok, weird fluke I think. It happens sometimes with my car. (Apparently there&#8217;s a weird electrical issue in some Grand Am cars which cause the car to sometimes auto shutoff upon start up because it thinks it&#8217;s being stolen.)<\/p>\n<p>So I pull back out of my parking lot and head back towards Mom&#8217;s house. I&#8217;m no more than a mile down the road when the wiper blade &#8211; CLUNK! &#8211; pops off the wiper arm. The damned thing slides in AND <strong><em>snaps<\/em><\/strong> in place! How did it just fall off on it&#8217;s own?? (On the lowest, time-delay setting nonetheless.) I&#8217;ve never seen anything like that before, ever.<\/p>\n<p>I quickly pull into the parking lot of a nearby bank, get out, slide and snap the blade back into place. I get back in my car, turn around and head home. Clearly the universe does NOT want me driving up to my Mom&#8217;s today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>About once a week I head up to my Mom&#8217;s to help her with cleaning such as the vacuuming and mopping. She&#8217;s disabled and it&#8217;s hard for her and really wears her out. Since I work for myself I&#8217;ve got the time to help and I like going up and seeing her too. Yesterday I&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,20,24,1],"tags":[1959,256,1958,1954,1957,1955,1956,1960],"class_list":["post-3611","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","category-car","category-family","category-general","tag-1959","tag-mom","tag-pontiac-grand-am","tag-signs","tag-stalling","tag-universe","tag-universe-is-giving-me-signs","tag-wiper-blades"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3611","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3611"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3611\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3612,"href":"http:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3611\/revisions\/3612"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3611"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3611"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3611"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}