{"id":87,"date":"2010-05-06T10:57:54","date_gmt":"2010-05-06T14:57:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/the-im-bored-at-work-what-else-is-new-entry-of-the-day\/"},"modified":"2010-05-13T21:26:45","modified_gmt":"2010-05-14T01:26:45","slug":"the-im-bored-at-work-what-else-is-new-entry-of-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/the-im-bored-at-work-what-else-is-new-entry-of-the-day\/","title":{"rendered":"The “I’m Bored At Work, What Else Is New?” Entry of the Day"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Another day, another chance to stall\u2026and thus I covertly write an entry again at work, making it look like I\u2019m writing up a work-related email or something.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

For today\u2019s entry, let\u2019s mix it up a bit. Multiple choice time! In other words, this entry will contain a quiz. Don\u2019t worry, I promise it will be easy and I\u2019ll be grading on a scale. \ud83d\ude09<\/span><\/p>\n

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Q1) This morning, I am\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>a. tired because I slept like crap last night (as usual)<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>b. dealing with aggravating stomach upset for no specific reason<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>c. brain dead, bored and rather be sleeping<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>d. all of the above<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Q2) I would rather ______ then be here today:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>a. do the funky chicken<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>b. polka<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>c. hula dance<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>d. all of the above<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Q3) I enjoy my job about as much as I enjoy\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>a. a root canal<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>b. used car salesmen<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>c. bashing my head repeatedly into a wall or other hard object<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>d. all of the above<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Q4) This post would be funnier if\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>a. I wasn\u2019t bored out of my mind<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>b. I had gotten more sleep last night<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>c. I had something else to talk about except my crappy job and shitty health<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>d. all of the above<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Answer key: Q1) d Q2) d Q3) d Q4) d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Scoring: <\/span><\/p>\n

0 correct = you\u2019re clearly more brain dead then me today<\/span><\/p>\n

1 correct = reading\u2019s not your strong skill is it?<\/span><\/p>\n

2 correct = clearly you have testing issues.<\/span><\/p>\n

3 correct = you\u2019re just skimming this aren\u2019t you?<\/span><\/p>\n

4 correct = yay! You understand sarcasm at a 3rd<\/sup> grade level!<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Alright well, I have some e-lesson\/webcast thingy to watch now and I\u2019ve been working in-between writing up bits of this entry so I guess I\u2019ll finish up here and get to the time waster\u2026er, very important webcast now. I\u2019m depressed at the fact I still have an unbearable four hours to go. Ugh. Have I mentioned I SO don\u2019t want to be here today?<\/span><\/p>\n

Posted via email<\/a> from memoryanddream’s posterous<\/a> <\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Another day, another chance to stall\u2026and thus I covertly write an entry again at work, making it look like I\u2019m writing up a work-related email or something. \u00a0 For today\u2019s entry, let\u2019s mix it up a bit. Multiple choice time! In other words, this entry will contain a quiz. Don\u2019t worry, I promise it will…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,3,7,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-87","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-mobile","category-health","category-work"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=87"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":117,"href":"http:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87\/revisions\/117"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=87"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=87"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=87"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}