{"id":996,"date":"2011-05-22T00:53:24","date_gmt":"2011-05-22T04:53:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/?p=996"},"modified":"2011-05-24T12:47:23","modified_gmt":"2011-05-24T16:47:23","slug":"rapture-smature","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/2011\/05\/rapture-smature\/","title":{"rendered":"Rapture Smapture"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So&#8230;ya know&#8230;this whole Rapture thing was pretty well hyped. And yet&#8230;I fail to see the zombie uprising that was promised. And the damned NRA\/Jesus Fish\/&#8221;Choose Life&#8221; schmucks are still clogging the roads. I was really looking forward pillaging and finding myself a sweet new ride (because after all, there would be quite a few cars not needed any longer.) AND because they couldn&#8217;t follow through, I also have to go to work Monday. Bitches. I really wish these religious nuts would stop getting my hopes up that they&#8217;d disappear from the face of the earth. It&#8217;s a real bummer when they don&#8217;t.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So&#8230;ya know&#8230;this whole Rapture thing was pretty well hyped. And yet&#8230;I fail to see the zombie uprising that was promised. And the damned NRA\/Jesus Fish\/&#8221;Choose Life&#8221; schmucks are still clogging the roads. I was really looking forward pillaging and finding myself a sweet new ride (because after all, there would be quite a few cars&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-996","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/996","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=996"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/996\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1002,"href":"http:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/996\/revisions\/1002"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=996"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=996"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=996"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}