Ok, so I had to get a new blowdryer the other day. Mine decided to set fire to itself and that's a clear sign not to continue using it. There are other things I thought that were obvious about blowdryer usage, but apparently not. Therefore, I hereby dedicate this entry as my "Moron Warnings For Blowdryer Use"



Yes, folks, one must never use their blowdryer while actually bathing. (who would have thought?)


And, no matter how tempting it may be, and just how much sense it would make to do so, please refrain from using your blowdryer while sleeping.


This has been a public service announcement for morons. Had this been a real emergenecy, the moron would already have killed themselves in some Darwin Award-worthy way. I repeat, this has just been a test.

~ flowers bloom near Memory and Dream at 8/14/2002 03:37:45 PM ~ ~