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Saturday, October 19, 2002

What to do if you want to piss your girlfriend off.

boy: honey would you like to watch a movie?
girl: um, yeah, sure, ok.
boy wanders away to computer room to play video game

two hours pass.
girl sits on couch alone, reading a magazine the whole time.
finally, discusted, gets up and goes into the bedroom and logs online.


*four minutes pass and boy comes into girl's room*
boy: hey, so did you want to watch a movie?
girl: yeah, two fucking hours ago when I said yes the first time as I sat on the couch waiting for you to stop playing your video game I didn't even know you were going to play.
boy: well you should have come got me
girl: if you pick a video game over me, I'm sure as hell not going to come fucking get you. you made your choice.
boy: we can watch a movie now...?
girl: no fucking way. I don't want to watch one now. go back to your damned video game since it's more important then me.

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