{"id":1336,"date":"2011-08-07T00:09:25","date_gmt":"2011-08-07T04:09:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/?p=1336"},"modified":"2011-08-07T00:28:50","modified_gmt":"2011-08-07T04:28:50","slug":"public-service-announcement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/2011\/08\/public-service-announcement\/","title":{"rendered":"Public Service Announcement"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear general public,<\/p>\n<p>Should you be the type to enjoy wearing Patchouli as a fragrance, please do your fellow movie-goers a favor and refrain from wearing in a movie theater. Your rancidly strong scent does NOT actually accentuate the two hour experience of <I>Captain America<\/i>. Instead, it makes for two hours of migraine hell. Being stuck in a enclosed space and a distinct lack of fresh air, your fragrance is utterly overwhelming.<\/p>\n<p>Please, on behalf of all of us who are sensitive to strong scents and who would like to enjoy a movie now and then, take the evening off from wearing it. At the Renaissance Festival, sure &#8211; that&#8217;s all you. But a theater? Please just say no.<\/p>\n<p>Thank you,<br \/>\n-The migraine-afflicted movie watchers of the world<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear general public, Should you be the type to enjoy wearing Patchouli as a fragrance, please do your fellow movie-goers a favor and refrain from wearing in a movie theater. Your rancidly strong scent does NOT actually accentuate the two hour experience of Captain America. Instead, it makes for two hours of migraine hell. Being&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,1,7],"tags":[165,163,164,166,161,162],"class_list":["post-1336","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-general","category-health","tag-headaches","tag-migraine-from-strong-scents","tag-migraine-from-strong-smell","tag-migraine-triggers","tag-migraines","tag-migraineurs"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1336","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1336"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1336\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1342,"href":"https:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1336\/revisions\/1342"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1336"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1336"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1336"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}