{"id":2176,"date":"2012-03-16T15:03:55","date_gmt":"2012-03-16T19:03:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/?p=2176"},"modified":"2012-03-16T15:09:23","modified_gmt":"2012-03-16T19:09:23","slug":"explosion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/2012\/03\/explosion\/","title":{"rendered":"Explosion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I came into my kitchen this afternoon to see this:<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" title=\"031612144651.jpg\" class=\"aligncenter\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/wpid-031612144651.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>WTF? It was semi-liquid, but also sticky and smelled like weirdly metallic pineapple. And it was <I>EVERYWHERE<\/i>:<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" title=\"031612145154.jpg\" class=\"aligncenter\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/wpid-031612145154.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Two full bags of ruined and sodden items later, I finally found the culprit; I apparently had a can of Dole pineapple juice I didn&#8217;t know about:<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" title=\"031612150153.jpg\" class=\"aligncenter\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/wpid-031612150153.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It apparently exploded, drenched and ruined the wall and spilled everywhere. (What you can&#8217;t see in the pic is the fact that the can is buldging terribly and I don&#8217;t want to touch it for fear of making it worse.)<\/p>\n<p>I seriously broke down sobbing over the mess. I&#8217;ve started cleaning it but I think I need to wait for Love to help with the rest. It&#8217;s just getting to be more than a one person job with the amount of damage. Of course, I&#8217;ve called him twice and he&#8217;s not answering so I&#8217;m just here sobbing on the kitchen floor by myself feeling utterly overwhelmed. Seriously a complete breakdown crying.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I came into my kitchen this afternoon to see this: WTF? It was semi-liquid, but also sticky and smelled like weirdly metallic pineapple. And it was EVERYWHERE: Two full bags of ruined and sodden items later, I finally found the culprit; I apparently had a can of Dole pineapple juice I didn&#8217;t know about: It&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,23,3,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2176","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-grief","category-mobile","category-photography-and-pics"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2176","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2176"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2176\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2179,"href":"https:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2176\/revisions\/2179"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2176"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2176"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2176"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}