{"id":2666,"date":"2012-07-31T20:17:59","date_gmt":"2012-08-01T00:17:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/?p=2666"},"modified":"2012-07-31T20:19:46","modified_gmt":"2012-08-01T00:19:46","slug":"daily-dose-of-stupid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/2012\/07\/daily-dose-of-stupid\/","title":{"rendered":"Daily Dose of Stupid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Backstory: I ran the dishwasher yesterday and noticed a big puddle on the kitchen floor. I think it&#8217;s leaking and being on the 3rd floor, that&#8217;s not especially good news for the apartment below us. So I emptied it but didn&#8217;t refill it; instead just piling my dirty dishes in the sink until I could get maintenance out today to look at it.<\/p>\n<p>I got up, got ready and called the office to put in a request around noon. Explained I had a large puddle from my dishwasher and I think it&#8217;s leaking. I need them to come out so my apartment doesn&#8217;t flood and there&#8217;s no water damage to the one below me either. Proceed to wait ALL afternoon. No one shows.<\/p>\n<p>The office closes at 6pm so at 5:45pm I call back. I&#8217;m up late working every night working on my jewelry. I&#8217;m not a morning person so I don&#8217;t want the maintenance guy showing up at 8:30am when I&#8217;m asleep or in my pj&#8217;s. I want them to make a note to come in the afternoon tomorrow instead of the morning. (If I could sit around waiting all day on you today, you can come in the afternoon tomorrow when it&#8217;s convenient for me.)<\/p>\n<p>Call goes like this:<\/p>\n<p>Me: Hi, this is <i>me<\/i> in apt 123. I called at lunchtime about my dishwasher. They haven&#8217;t been out yet, so I&#8217;d like to make sure they come after lunch tomorrow since I work nights.<br \/>\nHer: Apartment 123?<br \/>\nMe: Yeah I &#8211;<br \/>\nHer: Hold on.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;puts me on hold&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Her: They&#8217;re not going to be there today.<br \/>\nMe: Uh, yeah I figured that part out already. I just wanted to make sure you made a note that they don&#8217;t come to my apt first thing in the morning since &#8211;<br \/>\nHer: Apt 123?<br \/>\nMe: <I><B>Yes<\/b><\/i>. Apartment 123. Look, the point though is I work nights so can you please tell them to come any time <i>after<\/i> noon tomorrow instead of first thing in the morning?<br \/>\nHer: Fine. <I>hangs up<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Seriously? It took you three tries to remember what my apartment number was AND you interrupted the actual reason for the call as well? I loathe bitchy apartment workers. There&#8217;s a nice lady in the office and the bitch. Of course both times I called today, I got the bitch. Lucky me.<\/p>\n<p>Knowing how screwed up the office is down there, I bet they&#8217;ll be knocking on my door absurdly early tomorrow. <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.phoenixfiredesigns.com\/stuff\/emoticons\/headache.gif\"><\/p>\n<p><small>And of course since they didn&#8217;t come out, my sink is STILL stacked full of dishes that I don&#8217;t want to load up in my dishwasher only to have to take them back out when the guy shows up.<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Backstory: I ran the dishwasher yesterday and noticed a big puddle on the kitchen floor. I think it&#8217;s leaking and being on the 3rd floor, that&#8217;s not especially good news for the apartment below us. So I emptied it but didn&#8217;t refill it; instead just piling my dirty dishes in the sink until I could&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22,1],"tags":[1260,1263,1264,1261,1262],"class_list":["post-2666","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-customer-service","category-general","tag-apartment-life-sucks","tag-apartment-maintenance","tag-broken-dishwasher","tag-dealing-with-apartment-maintenance","tag-maintenance-guy"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2666","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2666"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2666\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2668,"href":"https:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2666\/revisions\/2668"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2666"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2666"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2666"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}