{"id":802,"date":"2011-03-03T17:27:00","date_gmt":"2011-03-03T22:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/?p=802"},"modified":"2011-03-03T17:27:00","modified_gmt":"2011-03-03T22:27:00","slug":"sick-and-sicker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/2011\/03\/sick-and-sicker\/","title":{"rendered":"Sick and Sicker"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;d be a fucking comedy if it weren&#8217;t so pathetic. Not only am I violently ill &#8211; seriously, this isn&#8217;t just my stomach being bad, this is food poisoning or stomach flu or something, shakes and all &#8211; but Love was so sick driving home from work he couldn&#8217;t get all the way. I had to go pick him up. And, he left the a\/c running without the ignition on for so long, he killed the battery. Fucking day we&#8217;re having here. He&#8217;s now busy puking.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;d be a fucking comedy if it weren&#8217;t so pathetic. Not only am I violently ill &#8211; seriously, this isn&#8217;t just my stomach being bad, this is food poisoning or stomach flu or something, shakes and all &#8211; but Love was so sick driving home from work he couldn&#8217;t get all the way. I had&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-802","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-health"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/802","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=802"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/802\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":803,"href":"https:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/802\/revisions\/803"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=802"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=802"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=802"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}