{"id":847,"date":"2011-03-25T14:58:02","date_gmt":"2011-03-25T18:58:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/2011\/03\/put-the-cell-phone-down\/"},"modified":"2011-03-25T14:58:02","modified_gmt":"2011-03-25T18:58:02","slug":"put-the-cell-phone-down","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/2011\/03\/put-the-cell-phone-down\/","title":{"rendered":"Put The Cell Phone Down"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='posterous_autopost'>Jeez people. I made it to work today. (Still feel like ass but I had to get in and since it&#39;s Friday I have two more days to feel better after today.) So I just went to use the restroom and there&#39;s a woman in the stall talking next to me VERY loudly on her cell phone. I mean crazy loud in general, let alone in a bathroom. Then I hear her sit. Then I hear her grab toilet paper. All while continuing the conversation.<\/p>\n<p \/> Seriously people <b>put the damned cell phone down!<\/b><\/p>\n<p \/>There is no conversation so important that you need to continue it while going pee. Especially in a public restroom!<\/p>\n<p \/>Just disgusting. I wanted to be like, &quot;shut <i>up<\/i> already!&quot; but of course I didn&#39;t. Still, what is with people today??      <\/p>\n<p style=\"font-size: 10px;\">  <a href=\"http:\/\/posterous.com\">Posted via email<\/a>   from <a href=\"http:\/\/memoryanddream.posterous.com\/put-the-cell-phone-down\">memoryanddream&#8217;s posterous<\/a>  <\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jeez people. I made it to work today. (Still feel like ass but I had to get in and since it&#39;s Friday I have two more days to feel better after today.) So I just went to use the restroom and there&#39;s a woman in the stall talking next to me VERY loudly on her&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-847","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/847","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=847"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/847\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=847"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=847"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giveneyestosee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=847"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}