Another day, another chance to stall…and thus I covertly write an entry again at work, making it look like I’m writing up a work-related email or something.
For today’s entry, let’s mix it up a bit. Multiple choice time! In other words, this entry will contain a quiz. Don’t worry, I promise it will be easy and I’ll be grading on a scale. 😉
Q1) This morning, I am…
a. tired because I slept like crap last night (as usual)
b. dealing with aggravating stomach upset for no specific reason
c. brain dead, bored and rather be sleeping
d. all of the above
Q2) I would rather ______ then be here today:
a. do the funky chicken
b. polka
c. hula dance
d. all of the above
Q3) I enjoy my job about as much as I enjoy…
a. a root canal
b. used car salesmen
c. bashing my head repeatedly into a wall or other hard object
d. all of the above
Q4) This post would be funnier if…
a. I wasn’t bored out of my mind
b. I had gotten more sleep last night
c. I had something else to talk about except my crappy job and shitty health
d. all of the above
Answer key: Q1) d Q2) d Q3) d Q4) d
Scoring:
0 correct = you’re clearly more brain dead then me today
1 correct = reading’s not your strong skill is it?
2 correct = clearly you have testing issues.
3 correct = you’re just skimming this aren’t you?
4 correct = yay! You understand sarcasm at a 3rd grade level!
Alright well, I have some e-lesson/webcast thingy to watch now and I’ve been working in-between writing up bits of this entry so I guess I’ll finish up here and get to the time waster…er, very important webcast now. I’m depressed at the fact I still have an unbearable four hours to go. Ugh. Have I mentioned I SO don’t want to be here today?