Dear general public,
Should you be the type to enjoy wearing Patchouli as a fragrance, please do your fellow movie-goers a favor and refrain from wearing in a movie theater. Your rancidly strong scent does NOT actually accentuate the two hour experience of Captain America. Instead, it makes for two hours of migraine hell. Being stuck in a enclosed space and a distinct lack of fresh air, your fragrance is utterly overwhelming.
Please, on behalf of all of us who are sensitive to strong scents and who would like to enjoy a movie now and then, take the evening off from wearing it. At the Renaissance Festival, sure – that’s all you. But a theater? Please just say no.
-The migraine-afflicted movie watchers of the world