I came into my kitchen this afternoon to see this:
WTF? It was semi-liquid, but also sticky and smelled like weirdly metallic pineapple. And it was EVERYWHERE:
Two full bags of ruined and sodden items later, I finally found the culprit; I apparently had a can of Dole pineapple juice I didn’t know about:
It apparently exploded, drenched and ruined the wall and spilled everywhere. (What you can’t see in the pic is the fact that the can is buldging terribly and I don’t want to touch it for fear of making it worse.)
I seriously broke down sobbing over the mess. I’ve started cleaning it but I think I need to wait for Love to help with the rest. It’s just getting to be more than a one person job with the amount of damage. Of course, I’ve called him twice and he’s not answering so I’m just here sobbing on the kitchen floor by myself feeling utterly overwhelmed. Seriously a complete breakdown crying.